Why I Regret Letting Hailey Watch The Hot Chick

I haven't posted in a while. There hasn't been any significant happenings to post really. I've been wanting to compile a single post titled, "Movies I Regret Letting Hailey See, and Why". I've got one movie, two reasons down so far, and that didn't seem enough for a blog post to have such title.

So as you can see above, I am calling this, "Why I Regret Letting Hailey Watch The Hot Chick".

• While playing with Leah at her Leapfrog Learning table, Hailey opened a small compartment, and proceeded to tell Leah, "You can put your weed in there!". No, she has NO idea WHAT-so-ever what weed is. If I had been drinking something, I guarantee it would have been shooting from my nasal passageways.
  
• One morning last week, before school, Joshua picked up an unwilling Leah. While she attempted to squeal, wiggle, and squirm her way from his arms, Hailey ran to her defense, yelling, "Joshua!! Can't you read?!? NO STRANGLING THE DANCERS!!" I was uncomfortably close to peeing a little at that one.
  

We will see what's to come in the next coming weeks of summer break. With all three kids home, I'm sure there will be an abundance of blog worthy shenanigans.