I think there are two types of people. Coffee drinkers, and non-coffee drinkers. You may enjoy a steaming cup of brew every now and again, and THINK you’re a coffee drinker. But you’re not a coffee drinker. We all know one. We may even be one. These people live for their coffee. Or should I say live OFF of their coffee? They have that favorite blend, that favorite brand, and have their favorite mug. Me, I’m not a coffee drinker. Now I love a good coffee every now and again, but I put so much creamer and sugar in it that it’s a sorry excuse for a rich brewed beverage. But what coffee is to a coffee drinker, Diet Coke is to me.
I have carried on a love affair with Diet Coke for almost 4 years now. We were
friends for many years before it turned into something more. But now we’re inseparable. I can’t even go a full 24 hours without this delicious, calorie-free, bubbly beverage. I wake up to a can every morning, and drink one every night before bed. I drink diet coke with every meal. Breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I drink it between meals with snacks, or if I’m just thirsty. It’s a despicable thing I know. Especially to you healthy people out there. I can’t even remember the last time I drank water. Or anything other than Diet Coke for that matter. It’s scary to think of what I could possibly be doing to myself….hmmm….
But alas, I will continue on this sick affair until I see fit. Maybe I’ll grow tired of my love one day. Until then we will enjoy every thirsty moment together in pure joy.
Here’s to you Diet Coke! My love! My refreshment! My quencher of thirsts!
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