U is for Ughhhhhhh and Uterus

Fridays are supposed to rock. Fridays are supposed to be loved by all. The last workday. The opening night to a fab weekend.

Well this Friday is not any of those glorious things.

I know I've said it before, but I am so sick and tired of being sick and tired and having sick and tired kiddo's.

I woke up this morning with, once again, horrible pain in my tummy tum. The puking and whatnot I can deal with. The pain I was having...well not so much. So ONCE again I got to spend a little time in the ER. Yay what fun. Only not really. After they milked 73 tubes of blood from my shriveled up dehydrated vain, made me drink bigfoots urine, (I swear that's what it was...), and pumped my vains full of nuclear waste, I was told that the CT scan showed that my uterus is prominent and enlarged. What does that even MEAN?!

And most importantly why does it hurt so ding-dang bad?!

It's not fun! I don't like it!

So I'm told to follow up very soon with my OB. (Umm, it's Friday, they're closed over the weekend and it's too late to be worked in today. Hello?!) So next Thursday I get to find out why my uterus is "prominent and enlarged" and why it hurts so dang bad. Perhaps my uterus has decided it's large and in charge and since it's one of the most badass organs, (for growing babies of course) that's it's just gonna take over and kick the crap out of my other not-so-cool non-baby making organs. STOP IT UTERUS. IT'S NOT COOL.

Maybe it's angry at me for cutting it open two times. It's not my fault my children are born the size of 2 month olds! Don't be blaming it on me uterus! You're the one providing placental goodness to them. NOT ME!

I'm gonna go ahead and let her calm down and try talking it over with her. I'm sure we can work something out...until then I hope everyone enjoys their weekend!!!! I'm gonna try like hell...even though I now have to miss out of The Lovely Bones tonight...thanks alot uterus...