Thursday

It's Th, Th, Th, Thursday! Friday is soooo close! It's right there! Woo-hoo!

I'm gonna go ahead and warn you that there's gonna be some horn tootin' goin' on here tonight. So prepare yourself...

{A} I worked out at the gym for TWO HOURS yesterday. For a fatty mcfatterton like myself that is big. One might even say it's (dun, dun, DUN) EPIC. **TOOT-TOOT**

.2. I burned 1k calories yesterday! (While I was working out for two hours.) That's almost a WHOLE days worth of calories! **TOOT-TOOT**

III: In 17 days I am down 8.9lb's. That is 1/2 a pound a day! **TOOT**

Quatro- Even in all the pain I was in I worked out for an hour and fourty minutes today!! Once again, FATTY MCFATERTON here!! Workin' out for an hour last week was like WHOA, so doin' 2 hours yesterday, and then coming in IN PAIN no less, and doing 100 minutes today was just...well...FLIPPIN' AWESOME!! **TOOT-TOOT-TOOOOOOOOOT**

I am so ding-dang proud of myself. One would call it bragging perhaps. But when you have grown to my proportions, and start working out for the first time in your LIFE and you're kickin' ass like this and keepin' up with your super-fit sister then it's fan-flippin'-tastic. I'm obese people! The fact that I'm running almost daily without being chased is something to brag about! SO GO ME!!!

I have goals, and I wanna meet those goals. I don't wanna share those goals because honestly I'm scared this is gonna happen like every other time I've made goals and I don't wanna share with everyone what a FAILURE I am. So I'll keep those myself. To be honest, I didn't even want to share anything about working out or losing weight. But When you are as proud of yourself as I am, you can't help but tootin' that horn.

TOOT TOOT TOOT!!!!!!