Getting to Know Moi

 

Linkin' Up With Keely over at MannLand5!!

The questions..
1. Are you more of a talker or a listener?

Usually more of a listener, or a pretend listener when I just nod my head and say, "U-huh", and "Yea", a lot, but I'm really thinking, "That pattern in the popcorn ceiling totally looks like a unicorn, I'm pretty sure that whoever put up that popcorn ceiling intentionally made that look like a unicorn...", because I have hellacious ADD. If I'm nervous though I'm a talker that won't shut-up and will ramble shamelessly and aimlessly about anything and everything.

2. Bra. Underwire or wireless?

Underwire! It takes metal to hold these big 'ol girls up!

3. I wish I was.....?

A shapeshifting sorcerer!

4. The Academy Awards are on tonight..will you watch?

I'm trying my darndest, so far all I've gotten out of is Ben Stiller as an Avater.

5. Do you put your deodorant on before or after you get dressed?

Before. Unless I forget, then I put it on after.

6. Would you rather do the dishes or clean toilets?

How many toilets? If I only had to clean one toilet then I'd rather do that. I hate doing the dishes.

7. How much did you weigh at birth?

I was (believe it or not) a whopping 11lbs 2oz. I came into the world morbidly obese, so that the fact that I'm only merely obese now is actually an acheivement.

8. If you could only buy one thing for the Spring/Summer season..what would it be?

Sunblock! I'm a pasty mo' fo'!!