Moaning Monday May 3rd

Twice within about 7 minutes of each other, I had TWO people pull out in front of me this afternoon. The first was some pretentious A-Hole in a little VW Passat, {I know he was a pretentious a-hole, because his Passat was such a pretentious a-hole blue.} You see a minivan coming at you, I can understand how you would be under the impression that I was driving slowly, and peacefully down the road. Carrying my children safely home. Not so much buddy. I consistently drive about 5 to 10 miles over the speed limit. So don't pull out in front of me. And if youdo, get the F#$@ out of my way!

The second offender was a school bus. A big 'ol yellow school bus. I get it. I mean, you think, "Hey, I'm a school bus! Not only am I full of KIDS, but I'm basically indestructible!". What you DO NOT take in account is that I could gave a CRAP less. For one I HATE kids. And second of all, YOU pulled out in front of ME. Which means a brand spankin' new car for Brianne courtesy of our local public schools!

Okay, done with my Monday afternoon bitchfest! What are you moaning about his afternoon?!

2 comments:

kay said...

hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bossy Betty said...

Do we feel better now? I hope so!

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