Nugget Responsibility

It should be illegal for someone to ingest the amount of McNuggets that I just ate. Seriously. Against the law. A punishable crime.

Okay, maybe not, because most laws keep you from hurting others, not yourself right? Is it against the law to hurt yourself? If you unsuccessfully try and commit suicide will you be charged with attempt of murder?

Anyway, if so, it should be illegal.

Or they should at least put a warning on the box.

WARNING! Over-ingestion of Chicken McNuggets may have the following adverse effects:

Thoughts of regret
Low self-esteem
Chicken McNugget Coma
Bloating
Overwhelming desire to purge


Long-Term effects may include:


Weight Gain
Unhealthy Cholesterol Levels
Bulemia
and in sever cases, thoughts of suicide



Please eat your McNuggets responsibly.

OMG Does anyone else remember these?! I SOO had these when  was little! Sorry, found this while googling, and had to share. {Yes...I googled.}





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3 comments:

Julie said...

Stay away from the Mcnuggets!!!! Don't they have something like 40 different ingredients??

I hear ya on this one!

Pamela said...

McNuggets are heavenly.... Never Ever EVER read the ingredients. The fact alone that they are made by Tyson and not Perdue (also never ever EVER watch videos about Tyson chicken!) made me avoid them for a length of time. I'm back in the saddle though, thankfully!

Also... I LOOOOOVE those nugget guys. I wish I still had 'em. And I totally caught the Confessions of a Shopaholic line here, go you!

asterstar said...

My son Logan loves chicken nuggets - and I just read him an article about how they contain the same chemical as silly putty or something like that. He said he didn't care. :)

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