I used to use Google analytical a long time ago when gaining a large readership concerned me. Now I just use the "stats" tab in the Blogger dashboard. I honestly don't really care how many readers I have or why, but you know curiosity always gets the best of us. (It gets the best of me anyway, I feel awkward speaking for the rest of you.) (Sorry about that.)
For some strange reason "Joe Jonas wearing glasses" used to bring a ton of traffic my way. I don't recall ever blogging about Joe Jonas and glasses. But I also wouldn't put it past me.
Recently the terms "thick white girl" and "fat white chick" have brought unsuspecting viewers my way.
Is google psychic? Is there something about the themes of my posts that it just KNOWS I'm a fat white girl? I may blog about my chubby curves {more buldgy than curvy I must admit}, and thick layers of meat that warm my bones. But I hardly refer to myself as a "fat white chick". It's also strange how google just assumes that I'm white. I can't tan if my life depended on it. But I rock my fair share of freckles. If anything I would consider myself a "freckled fatty".
How come no one has found me when googling "freckled fatty"??? Is that something people like? I can hardly imagine someone having a taste for thick white girls, but not freckled fattys.
If you're here looking for thick fat white chick girls, I'm sorry but you've come to the wrong place.
I hardly ever post pics of myself.
And if I do, it rarely shows my bulkiness. (My bulkiness is for my husbands eyes only.)
If you've come across this post because you googled "freckled fatty" then good for you! It's good to know someone out there appreciates the abnormal.
However I must admit you're too out of luck....sorry.
PS As it turns out, I did indeed blog about Joe Jonas wearing glasses.
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