No Review for You!

Am I the only person who hates ignoring the "Please rate this app!" or "Please take a quick survey and tell us about your experience?" or the "Please leave a review." requests? I mean, I DO ignore them, for the most part. But I feel like by doing so, I'm personally insulting someone. And they'll KNOW. They will KNOW I am ignoring their pleas. They will KNOW, and they will HATE me.

Am I alone in this completely absurd paranoia? I'm guessing I am.

I literally feel as though not giving Instagram 5 stars will cause my app to stop working properly. Or if I don't complete a survey of how my care was at Urgent Care, they will go out of their way to make me miserable at any future visits. Or Best Buy will purposely charge me more next time if I don't give a positive review. Or worst of all, someone's feelings will be hurt when they're sitting there anxiously awaiting what I have to say about my experience with them. Waiting on an email that they realize, devastatingly, will never come.

I picture Chuck from Office Max knocking on my door, begging for an explanation of why I didn't take the survey and give him a good rating. "Why ma'm? WHY?? I even helped you load your printer into your van, AND complemented your decals." I envision Taco Bell leaving the tomatoes ON, all because I couldn't take a few minutes to answer a few questions. EVEN THOUGH I could possibly win an iPad!

 Yes, these are the things I think about.

 You would imagine that with all the stress hanging over me I would actually participate. In every survey, in every rating, in every review. But I don't. Ever. Instead I worry. I worry about things like how awkward it will be to log back into my amazon account without giving feedback on the packaging of my most recent purchase. They will probably purposely not properly package my next order. And I can only blame myself for not rating how my previous deliveries had been packaged!

And while I think it's sad that I have to point this out, I must say that I'm well aware that no one cares or even notices that I don't do these things. I'm not COMPLETELY nuts. They're just the scenarios that are played out with the sole purpose of tormenting my overworked and completely anxious and obnoxious brain.

Maybe I am completely nuts and don't even realize this...if I am alone in this, then that could very well be! Maybe one day I will get past it.