Allergy Eyes

I'm going to rub my eyeballs right out of my head. Either that or just rub them into smithereens. I'm going to invent and market brillo pad eye rubbers. I could so use one right now...

At this time of year I seriously wish I were able to remove my eyeballs, scrub them clean, rinse them off, and then put them back.

I mean, seriously. Do you see my eyes up there?! Swollen. Bloodshot. Ew. Ugly. Grossness. And trust me when I say that they feel about 3x worse than they look.

I've tried OTC allergy eye drops. They work about as well as water. Benedryl? Knocks me out like Nyquil. Zyrtec, Allegra, they may work but they're expensive. {Does that reveal how poor I am?}

Anyway, I just wanted to share with everyone the extent of which I HATE ALLERGIES. And my eyes. I hate them too.

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